Schlichwyck

Steve Schlich's Internet Pages an ongoing experiment in trail-and-error web design	A village named Schlich
Click here for Schlich & Co, European Patent Attorneys (no relation to me)

Explore my pages and websites...


Naked Washington My book on artsy flesh in the capitol	Screenplays Here I am, Hollywood!	Short Stories a life-long passion	RodSerling.com My childhood hero	My 1968 career as a recording artist


World's Ugliest Barbeque	Petaluma's Cat Stash fever	Water balloon Trebuchet	Katzen	Lava trekking - Hawaii 2007


Schlich Family Photo Album	Schlichs Go Formal	Kitsch.net: Kit Schlich	Parrot People	Vic Schlich	Poet
Who's on my Schlich List ? Schlichs of the world.

WWW (Wild, Weird, Wonderful) ...

The wonderfully tacky gallery
Motels of Tuscon includes
this one and 15 others.

MC Escher
That mind-blowing
artwork from your
60s college acid trip

M.C. Escher's work
rendered in Legos.
Astounding!

WTF.com, an online ranting
community. Spend time here
and you'll either be laughing
or crying ...maybe both.

Internet Fortune Offered!
"Request" is brilliant reading
of a classic email scam
...performance art
for the 21st century!

How to infect many Diebold voting machines Be very afraid...	Vomitorium.co.uk Collectors of airsickness bags	SF Gate Morning Fix Wonderfully irreverent take on the news	Redneck mansion? No, it's a 2005 Amsterdam outdoor theater set of a redneck mansion.
BushOrChimp.com Separated at birth? An affront to monkeys everywhere		Amazing Foodscapes by Carl Warner Click on "Fotographics"

Of the many excellent
projects described in
MyScienceExperiment.org,
nailing jello to a wall
got my attention best.

Kitsch emporium
Archie McPhee
sells rubber chickens,
pop-ear Martians
(pictured at left),
wind-up Godzillas,
tons of silly
and X-rated
tchotchkes,
and of course,
fake vomit.

Buy a dead Tilapia fish
from the Salton Sea
...also offered: a
great documentary
and book

atmoc-energy-lab
Atomic Toys
An entire page of
children's toys from
that just-dawning
atomic age,
the Fities

Pacific Trash Vortex
Another way we are
poisoning our planet,
and ourselves

MIT researchers
rate aluminum
foil headgear

talk to aliens from
your home computer

Philip K Dick android
...spirited off-world
by replicants?

kittenwar.com
...waaay too cute!

Cats That Look
Like Hitler
has real heart
as well as hilarity

Tiny Dancer
This Cockatoo
rocks out to the
Backstreet Boys.

terrorist finger puttets for kids!
Terrorist
finger puppets
for kids!

leaseyourbody.com
Human billboard:
It was only a
matter of time...

75 Things a man Should Know How to Do
75 Skills That Every
Man Should Master
Esquire article includes:
Starting a fire, Ironing
a shirt, Mixing a drink,
and Caressing a
woman's neck

1 of a kind stuff
1ofakind.com
For Sale: meteorites
& other wonders

Internet
Traffic
Report
World Wide Wait
considered as a
virtual traffic jam

Great poster

Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness

Hall of Technical
Docs Weirdness
...and you thought
software manuals
were bad!

Apostrophe
Protection
Society

PLUS!
Grammar
Lady

Staying Lighthearted about Coffee
Too Much Coffee Man

An appropriate hero for the caffeinated Nineties. And for those old and coherent enough to remember, a glorious throwback to the head comix of the Sixties and Seventies!

Getting Serious about Coffee

Resources for Home Espresso
An obsessive treatise
on homebrew

Lair of the Chrome Peacock
Care & feeding of the Pavoni

News and Views...

What, ME a Partisan?

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Swearing Jesus

RAW TV CLIPS!!
Watchdog group
conveniently presents
what NOT to watch

Church Sign Generator

Betty Bowers is as real as God herself...
BettyBowers.com
"America's Best Christian"

Get ready for the Rapture
a post-event mailing service

Yikes! Just viewing
this page will earn you
time in Purgatory

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Dickheads of 2007
You should cry, but
Bill Maher offers
laughs. Take 'em!

Farenheit 911 trailer
Farenheit 9/11 trailer (2004)

The Other News: Yes, Virginia,
there IS a Liberal Media.

Republican
penis envy

Bill O'Reilly wants you to shut up!
OUTFOXED
Bill O'Reilly wants
YOU to shut up!

PublicSpeaker.com
Speaking my mind

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bantransfats.com
A lawyer sues Big Food to get
trans fat out of the food chain
~read article in SF Chronicle~

San Francisco Sports...

Giants baseball
Giants Virtual Dugout

Moon over Candlestick

49ers football
SF Chronicle & Examiner
Santa Rosa Press Democrat
George Seifert page

NFL in general
ESPN SportsZone
CNN / Sports Illustrated

Great Sportswriters
Ray Ratto
T.J. Simers @ LA Times

Searches & Databases...

Google.com ... They own the world wide web.
Ask.com ... A smart contender.
About.com ... Extensive, classy.
Internet Movie Database ... You name the flick -- it's listed here.
MapQuest ... Also an excellent gas prices finder.

Ego Search
My fiction is listed here:
Authorwars.com
Deutschen Spekulative Fiktion Datenbank
Locus SF Database
Mystery Short Fiction
SFBook.com

Naked Washington is described here:
Shining Light in Dark Corners (Christian Right Archives)

I Google, therefore I am:
StockSelector.com quotes me on my birthday!

Stunning Graphics

Space.Magnificent.com

...a well-named,
graphics intensive,
space exploration site

Interesting Images
Waving 3-D Flags
Magic Eye & more
... & the dark side:
Museum of Bad Art

Video Faves

Zeitgeistmovie.com: This mother of all conspiracy theories
unifies the hoaxes of Christianity, 9/11, and all 20th-century
wars (engineered by the world banking community).
Over-the-top? Absolutely. Compelling, too. YOU decide!
Fair warning: Plays on your computer but it's 2 hours long.

Lawrence Welk does Brewer & Shipley

What's worse than having your head up your ass?

Marketing the Sopranos way

Steve Carell & Stephen Colbert, together again!

Hurts So Good ...Search YouTube for "face plant"

This Week in God trashes Scientology ...and more!

The future, circa 1959 (requires Flash player)

Saved for a Rainy Day

Technical Writing Resume

my 2003 letter

Googling Mars

Venice's Cornaro Riviera

Old& In the Way (defunct sites that were great)


Godzilla 2000 Toho Studios rehabilitates the beloved monster after 1998's American travesty	The Tao of Steve This movie reveals ALL my secrets!	Bomarzo Sacred Gardens Unusual subject, writing, and web site design.